Whether you are organising a corporate event, lavish wedding or long term installation, Zooloos have an affordable and flexible solution for you.
Zooloos utilises the latest vacuum technology in all their equipment and have one of the largest hire fleets in the UK. Products include: Luxury trailer loos, skid mounted cabins, pre-fabricated ZooVacTM modules and flat pack panelled toilet systems.
Jets vacuum technology uses as little as 0.5 litres of fresh water per flush, with no chemicals.
GO IN STYLE
Attractive appearance that can be installed into virtually any temporary or permanent structure.
Any combination of cubicles vanity wash basins and urinals can be custom built to your specification.
Why not add to your comforts and stay in one of our beautiful bell tents, ready erected. As pioneers in glamping, we provide guests with the ultimate boutique camping experience.
Don’t stress about camping, just turn up and we’ll accommodate all your needs. Our bell tents create the perfect glamping experience for festivals, corporate events, weddings and parties.
HOME FROM HOME
Bell tents, ready erected and our crew waiting to welcome you to your festival home- from-home.
For optimum comfort and warmth, all our tents have fully sewn in groundsheets keeping wind and rain at bay.
From an empty tent to a beautifully furnished boudoir – the perfect luxury experience for you and your guests.
As if they aren’t treated to enough loo and washroom luxury, why not really go to town by spoiling guests with a luxury powder room offering all sorts of beauty treatments to keep you feeling fresh over the festival. Powdering one’s nose has never been such a natural pleasure.
Luxury clean vacuum loos and hot individual showers with built-in changing rooms.
Shabby Chic dressing tables with hair dryers and straighteners, as well as our professional make-up girls.
WE’VE GOT IT ALL
Undercover chill-out areas, log fires, bar, cafe and mobile phone charging points.
THE ZOO CREW
Meet the team who put the ‘oo’ into portable loos!
Managing Director, “King of the Jungle”
The roar behind the Zoo. Charles’ eureka moment came when queuing for smelly portaloos at a festival, hair flowing in the wind. He now holds the grail to the most versatile, eco-friendly loo system in the world. Hobbies include Land Rovers, skiing and reaching incredible speeds… on foot. Enjoys playing tag with the local cheetah population. Don’t leave in direct sunlight.
Director, “Lord of the Bells”
Heads up ZooBells and currently in training for Bed Hair of the Year. Ben started his career among the bright lights of Bristol as an Assistant Director for television dramas Skins and Mistresses. Survives days without food or sleep and carries the strength of a much larger mammal. Spends the winter months locked away, building his knowledge of every movie ever made. Wrote the book on Rock and Roll… then lost it. Runs on whiskey.
Director and Logistics Manager, “Champion bog sucker”
Known as “Lorenzo” by some, “Wiggy” to others. “What are you doing drinking tea! We haven’t got time for tea!”
Our AutoCAD technician. Natural sense of direction, Satnav? Get a map! Eyes of a hawk and strength of a bear. Can’t talk right now, I’m sucking out a bog. Owns a square foot of land on the Glencairn Estate. Aviated around the globe, made movies with the big shots, wishes he’d never taken that call……..
Personal Assistant, “Zookeeper”
Keeper of the Zoo, voice on the phone, resident office DJ. ZooLoos’ Social Media Manager, Health and Safety Official… and pretty much everything else. Holds the key to being the only girl and not having a nervous breakdown. Disney fan, shoe queen, fine diner and tea connoisseur. Winner of Pug Lover of the Year for three consecutive years. She didn’t choose the pug life; the pug life chose her.
Project Co-ordinator, “Bell Raiser”
Transforms empty fields into bell tent villages. Strategic leader. Crowd pleaser. Experienced in event planning and hospitality. Relishes a challenge, so became a Bell Raiser to face his toughest mission yet: maintaining white linen in muddy fields. Scrubs up well to manage ZooBells’ social media.
Project Co-ordinator, “Chief Google Search Operator”
Bikes, beards and no fears*. Joined the Zoo after three very blurry years at university… He is still unsure which degree he actually took… All he does know is he passed with flying colours. Not to be trusted with keys. Part-time vacuum engineer. Full-time hero. Beer pong champion. Often found in or around showers – not working… he just likes being clean.
*Promotion excludes heights and wasps.
Project Co-ordinator, “No.1 Bell’s Angel”
6’ 4”… ish, so perfect for rigging tall bell tents. Retired from a long and prosperous carpentry career due to splinter-related injury. Glamping groupie. Rum enthusiast. Wannabe pirate. Responsible for keeping team morale high in soggy fields. Pedigree. House trained. Jabs up-to-date. Free to a good home. No refunds.
Crew Member, “Mowgli of the Jungle”
Fan of wearing Arsenal shirts and finishing fourth. Retired from a career as an international pig farmer to pursue dreams of being a dancer and conquering the glitz and glamour of Dutch nightlife. Turned his attention to becoming a team member for the greatest events company in the wild (dance moves still included). Guinness connoisseur. Pun extraordinaire. Loves the job, but it gets zoo much.
Yard Supervisor, “Tinkerer”
Fixer of all things bogs. Always tinkering in an off-white shirt. Chocolatier. National Hunt fan. Tipster extraordinaire. Gardener. Test cricket addict. A flat cap and hearty laugh, Charlie’s the go-to guy for the nuts and bolts.
Although we’re forever on the move, we always find the time
to keep you updated with helpful news and tips.